their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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