brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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