Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
well you can't waste a boner
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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