I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and she was petting her beer can
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Boobs are out for the taking
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
