Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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