1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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