For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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