She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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