You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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