like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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