At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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