I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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