Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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