he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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