I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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