That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Are we still banned from the library?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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