She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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