i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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