There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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