I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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