The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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