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(276): View more from Virginia

Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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(205): View more from Alabama

You better have your party panties on Saturday!

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Why only Saturday?

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Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.

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(703): View more from Virginia

To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."

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(631): View more from New York

I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji

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