4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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