she was so not down for the gang bang
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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