I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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