Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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