That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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