Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I love having hate sex.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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