I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
