haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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