The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize