but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
why do cheetos always look like penises
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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