ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
tell me about the fingering
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