gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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