he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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