I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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