In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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