He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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