what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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