it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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