So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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