I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
