I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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