I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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