K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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