She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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