Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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