one two three fourrrrnication!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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