I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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