went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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