Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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