is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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