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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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