in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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