Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Do vagina's smell?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I can't put those talents on a resume
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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