But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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