don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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